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Friday, 27 March 2015

Friday, 13 February 2015

Public Service Piss Taking



Public Service Piss Taking - Lesson One - for the BBC

So BBC
I must do this for free?
Get up first thing in the morning
To write you a poem?

No I don’t get paid
Yet last night I got laid..
..Low with depression
Asked to answer the question:

Is rap poetry?
Let me think…
Hmm..?
Let me see…

R.A.P.

Rhythm And Poetry?
Rhythm And Poetry!
Oh I See!
Here on Salford Quays

Yeah Boy!
(geddit?)
YEeeeeeaaaaAAAH Bouy!
Bouy!
Bouy on the cur-anal
C-anal c-
Anal canal
Bouy on the canal

“It’s like a jungle sometime
it makes me wonder
how I keep from going under

It’s like a jungle sometime
it makes me wonder…”

…how many people are crapping
whilst I’m rapping?

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Public Service Piss Taking - Lesson Two - For the hosts

Alison Butterworth
You must not mutter words
This is the Bee Bee See.
Pronunciation received
And Philip, Phil Trow
You must go with the flow
I can see you with your ho … se
In your garden mowing
And rehearsing a poem
With rhythm and style
Pulling your tuber with a smile
Getting ready for an Eight Mile Slam
And a One Mic Stand.

And One Mic Stand is February 27th at the Contact Theatre.

(c) Mark Mace Smith 2015

Sunday, 18 January 2015

Mist


Misty mornings


(c) Mark Mace Smith 2015